The Question Is: Does Your Server Give You The Lube?

Field correspondent TeaSea provides another one.

I had never heard of this restaurant chain but they are apparently all over the U.S.  As far as I can tell from their website, while they do serve steaks, they do not service vehicles.  And steaks aren't even their signature dish; they are most proud of their wings.  But for some reason, I just can't stay mad at a business that displays the word "LUBE" all over the place.

Department of Redundancy Department

Field correspondent Grapril sent this to me a while ago and I just found it.  Please to enjoy.

The choice of an attorney is an important one and should be based on the fact that you only have to remember one name and one digit.

WTFerret?!?

Woo boy, has it been a week.  Anyways, this one comes from Bat.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

So many questions (dramatic pause)... 

• Since when the hell does anyone care about legalizing ferrets?...
• Since when the hell does anyone care ENOUGH about legalizing ferrets to create an organization for legalizing ferrets?...
• Why the hell would said organization spend money, which I’m sure is in short supply, to create a BUMPER STICKER for legalizing ferrets?...
• Why the hell would anyone put said bumper sticker for legalizing ferrets on a fairly new car?...
• Who the hell would want ANYONE to know they support legalizing ferrets?...
• "Do it for the little guy"... because we all need a thieving, snake killing, slinky bodied rodent as a family pet.

Editor's note:  If that doesn't make you wonder what they were thinking, how about this article that details a ferret preventing a child from counting above three.

And It's Stylish

Most of this packaging makes perfect sense.  It's a mask that does what it should: filter out stuff you don't want to breathe.  What landed this image here is the line just below LATEX FREE:  "Protects against frigid winter air".  Now I understand that companies are always trying to find other uses for their products but I just can't imagine people will ever use it in that manner.  Scarves serve the same purpose with a far less chance of ridicule.

Not Much Of A Reservation

I found this scene during a float trip earlier in the year.  Click the picture to enbiggen.  Can the parking really be called "reserved" if the sign can be moved freely? 

Mascot, Relieve Thyself

This is another contribution from Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.

Truman the Tiger is the mascot for the University of Missouri and his likeness tends to show up all over the area.  This is a cardboard cutout of him (click the picture to enbiggen).  Without the t-shirt, I'm sure it would be obvious that he is facing the camera waving his right hand.  With the t-shirt, it appears he is leaning against the wall with his left hand, peeing on the wall and looking over his shoulder at the camera.  Ahhh, perspective...

Drunken Feet

I was at the vet recently and was presented this scene.  Now believe me when I say I am not making fun of this gentleman's condition.  He appears to have recently had some sort of procedure on his feet.  As a result, I'm certain wearing shoes would be quite painful.  However I do have to call into question his decision to wear Crown Royal bags instead.  The best part is the incongruousness of the feet with the well-tailored suit, pressed shirt and nice tie.