For The Father Who Has Everything

Today's post comes from SchnurF.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

He writes:
Happy Father's Day!  Let me remind you of a choice you could have made!

Sentient Vapors

A day late but here we are.  Click the pictures to enbiggen.

I was doing a project that required contact cement.  As a diligent person, I read the instructions, where I saw this:

"VAPORS CAN TRAVEL TO ANY SOURCE OF HEAT, SPARK OR FLAME IN THE NEXT ROOM OR BASEMENT."  Holy crap!  This stuff will actively seek out a way to kill you.  And, just to drive this home, here is a diagram of how it will do it.

Shopper Smurf?

Today's post is from field correspondent, Pappa P.  Click the pic to enbiggen.

Anyone know what a customerf is?