Moving Day

This is another picture courtesy of A&W.

One bright sunny morning, A&W stepped out of their front door to find this scene next door. Apparently, hated neighbor was moving some stuff out of his house. Let me draw your attention to a couple of deals (click to enbiggen). First, that vehicle is a Suzuki Sidekick, which happens to be one of the smallest SUVs ever made. Second, there appears to be a dresser in the passenger seat (which looks like the laws of physics had to be broken in order to get it there). Third, the guitar balanced above the dresser couldn’t possibly hit the driver in the head in the event of a sharp right-hand turn. Finally, in case you missed it, there is a crappy loveseat crammed into the cargo area.

When You Love Your Dad Enough to Give Him Shredded Wood

While the original intention of Father’s Day was honorable, everyone knows that it (and Mother's Day for that matter) has just become a holiday for the retail industry. These days, pretty much every store has a "Father's Day Sale" with the intention of getting people to buy Dad more crap he doesn't need. This however, takes things to a whole new level. What exactly is the message one would convey by purchasing mulch for Father's Day? Seriously, I’m at a loss here. One would have to be completely out of gift ideas to settle on mulch. "I love you Dad! Here’s your gift. Now get your ass outside and do some yard work."

In Case of Fire, Haul Ass

I have always been told that in a emergency situation, one should not panic. Apparently there are exceptions to that rule. Like when one is exiting a burning building down a flight of stairs. I love this picture because I have never seen a stick figure express so much emotion without any facial features. His head is down, his arms are swinging wildly and he appears to have actually jumped from the stairs in his hurry. And while it may seem like a good idea to move that fast, in reality this is much more likely to happen:

Random Cat

So we were setting our Wii up to connect to the Internet and this message popped up as it was finalizing the configuration. In case you are missing the point of this picture, there is a small back cat on top of the message box. If you moved the cursor, the cat’s head would follow. Now, I understand that companies like to use little gimmicks to keep customers entertained, but a tiny cat on top of a message box seems particularly random to me. The best part of this WTFoto is that, if you own a Wii, you can replicate it yourself. Go!

Super GIGA Beef

This guest post comes from Griff, who always has an eye for detail…

I was in Ft. Leonard Wood recently and saw this: 2o inches of BEEF! The Super GIGA pack. I’m worried about the military because the soldiers must be starving if it takes this much dried meat to feed them. In the old days, they made small jackets out of that much hide. I almost bought one but I didn't have 11 freaking dollars.

Ed.: Please note that Griff cleverly used his hand to provide scale to this meat-trocity. Further note how many are hanging there. I'm not sure if that means Super GIGA Beef is extremely popular or if they haven't sold any.

Is That Supposed to Say Diseased?

As we bid a fond ado to the ghosts of WTFotos past, I present this:

I understand what they are trying to get at but what an odd name for a business. Wouldn’t "Pet Mortuary" or "Pet Funeral Home" be more appropriate? I mean, you never see "Deceased Loved One Care". Almost sounds like they are suggesting that they can raise the pet from dead. And how bourgeoisie does one have to be to bring your dead animal to a place like this? I love my pets, but spending hundreds (maybe thousands) of dollars after they die isn't going to make me feel any better. But, again, maybe I’m just different…

In Case You Can't Tell, That Is a Fish

Continuing my series from yesteryear is this picture that took in Atlanta years ago. We saw this, shall I say, protrusion from several miles away and could not make out what it was (click to enbiggen). It took us getting this close to determine that it was not, actually, a gigantic phallus.

Please excuse the artistic angle of the camera. That was certainly not done to make the fish look more erect.