Pun-tatic!

I present yet another fine submission from Outlaw.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

He writes:

Apparently, not only was Schindler's name reaching new heights by saving thousands of Jews during WWII he also helps them to get to new heights in buildings with a fine line of elevators. Schindler's Lifts... GET IT? HAHAHAHAHhahahahahaha ha  .... haha... *whew*

Drinking On The Job?

I saw this sign on a wine chiller at one of the liquor departments in town.

Whoever made that sign would like to apologise [sic] that the chiller is temporaily [sic] out of service.  Somehow they did manage to spell "inconvenience" correctly.

Eatin' Pure

The ever-prolific ExplodyBones provides today's submission.  Click on the picture to enbiggen.

I'm sure that cat is voluntarily on that heater.  And the image of a family eating must be unrelated.  And I'm certain that using the word "sacrificing" is, in no way, directed at a family pet.  I'm just saying that if you take it all in together...