Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Key & Peele Approved Soda

Our newest field corespondent, Allute, saw this while dining out recently and sent it my way.  Click the picture to enbiggen.


Mayhap their waiter was Australian:
"What can I get everyone to drink?  You want a Diet Pepsi?  NOICE!  And you also want a Diet Pepsi?  NOICE!  And for you?  A Diet Pepsi, as well?  NOICE!  Last but not least?  A fourth Diet Pepsi??  NOICE!!!

Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Good Luck Sleeping Tonight

I saw these things in the basement of a dental client at my previous job.  Click to enbiggen (if you dare).


What we have here, my friends, are a stuffed monkey and donkey both sporting human teeth.  I assume that the intent was to show kids how to properly brush their teeth but these existential nightmares most likely simply scarred the children for life.  And thus they are in the basement, plotting their revenge.