Nothing Creepy Here. Please Move Along.

I showed up to work the other day and saw this in the business next door.  Click to enbiggen.

I'm sure there is a perfectly logical explanation of what that is and why it's sitting in a chair in the lobby but I sure don't know what it would be.  Also, I was the only one in the office that morning so I seriously thought about just leaving.  That thing is no longer there so I don't know if it was taken somewhere or is currently roaming the city happily killing children.

Intimates For Proto-Furries

I usually don't reveal the name of the location where I take pics but this one will be an exception: I saw this at Wal-Mart.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

So much to work with here.  There's the creepy panda thing on the right, Jack Skellington all the way to the left, the general weirdness beside those.  But let's focus on the on in the center; the Mrs. Potatohead.  Complete with eyes.  Even if it was not located under a sign claiming its intimacy, it would still have shown up here.  It is just so disturbing.