One For The Guys

Field corespondent Bat took this pic and sent it my way.  

Allow me to explain to the ladies in the audience why this is a What The Foto.  Often the urinals are in a row without even partitions between them.  What we have here is a urinal in its own stall, albeit a quite small one, providing unprecedented privacy when one's dangley bits are out.  So this qualifies as an excellent urinal or a terrible toilet.

The Allah Code?

I found this picture that Mrs. Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. sent to me some time ago.

I'm sure the owner of this sign is very tolerant and in no way is implying that other religions are lessor than the one they have subscribed to.  It is just a call to action.  We need to start searching for those clues and put them together if we're going to prevent the Armageddon.  I certainly hope that Tom Hanks gets on this soon.

This Is Obviously Not A Target

Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. presents another submission.

Clearly this sign is not a target.  If it were a target, it would be illegal to shoot it.  Since there are a number of bullet holes in it, that would be breaking the law if it were a target.  Therefore this sign cannot be a target.  This is the transitive law of logic and it is infallible.  

Goodbye, Gray Dog.

He was a pain in the ass.  He was a tripping hazard (hence the cones).  He was allergic to just about everything.  I'm going to miss him.