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Layers Of Flavors

So I'm shopping for some snacks the other day when I see this (click on the picture to enbiggen).  Focus your attention on the line below "Rosemary & Olive Oil.  Now that is one descriptive description.  Why did they only mention "natural flavors" twice?  I'm sure there are more than two natural flavors in there.  It's a little like spelling "banana":  everyone knows how to spell it but not everyone knows when to stop.

I've Been Called Unreasonable...

I was shopping the other day and was in the prepaid cell phone area of the store when I spied this.  I cannot remember which carrier this display was for but check out that disclaimer.  For the life of me I cannot figure out what they are trying to say.  In my opinion, "unlimited" means at least 43,200 minutes in your average 30-day month.  And who gets to determine what "unreasonable" means because I'm certain that would lead to a differing of opinions.