Maybe A Dog Made The Rule

Yet another contribution by field correspondent Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.

 

He writes:  A coworker and I were playing a round of golf this week and saw this sign on the door.  The "rough" in golf is the area of taller grass outside of the fairway.  The "ruff," on the other hand, either refers to a Eurasian Sandpiper, the collar seen in 16th century formal wear, or Dennis the Menace's dog.  Not sure which of those they are trying to protect from high heat and errantly driven carts.

This Is Why I Have This Blog

Soooo, let's just have a look at what we've got here, shall we? (click the picture to enbiggen).  This appears to be a section of car, approximately from the dashboard to the front of the seats, lying upside, down barely off the road.  This car piece was in this location for almost two weeks.  Let the questions begin...  Did someone think that this was the ideal location to discard said car part (much like an empty soda bottle)?  Did it slide off a trailer and the person hauling it not notice (maybe the leaves dampened the noise)?  Or perhaps was there a car accident and this is all that is left after the firefighters took the Jaws of Life to it (and hauled away the rest)?

None of these are particularly satisfying explanations so if you have any of your own, please feel free to share.

In Communist Russia...

Frankie saw this and sent it my way.  There is something just a little bit creepy when a food item thinks you're delicious.  I understand that Dove is trying to be witty but I think they missed it on this one. Unless, of course, this is an omen of the impending chocolate uprising..

Yes, Daddy, Please Do That

Here is another in my "Marquee Madness" series.  Click the picture to enbiggen.  If you couldn't read it or were just to lazy to enbiggen, this Andy's Custard marquee reads "KICK IT WITH A BOOT DADDY."  I am wide open to any interpretation that my dear readers would like to provide.

Isn't That Pretty Much The Opposite Of What You Want?

Frankie snapped this picture and sent it to me. Click the image to enbiggen.

Yeah, yeah..  I know it's a marketing ploy:  "Our incense is so strong it's a biohazzard!"  But really, is that what you want?  Open package, evacuate room?  It would be like having a nuclear battery in your cell phone.  Uh, oh...

Politcal Signs, Part Deux

In my opinion there is enough anxiety, apprehension, and insecurity about the government without explicitly adding more.  On the other hand, you have to give credit to Mr. Angst for being upfront about it.