Just Don't Associate With Our Real Guests

Field correspondent Shu snapped this picture and sent it to me.

 

 

Nothing makes you feel more welcome than being told to stay hidden. Also, don't tell anyone we let you in.

 

Editor's note:  I think the quotation marks are in the wrong location.  I think it should read: TRUCKERS "WELCOME".

Maybe You Wade Through That...

 

Frankie found this ad in a Discover magazine.  She hypothesized that it's supposed to be a tadpole but that ain't what it looks like.  Taken out of context it looks even worse...



VHS Still Exists?

Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. provides yet another submission. 

 

How hard did someone have to try to shove a VHS tape into a DVD slot to warrant a warning of this size and magnitude.  And once they got it in there, did it play?  Of course this makes complete sense when you learn it was taken at the retirement home and is directed to 80 year old little old ladies.

The Day The Music Failed To Live

I saw this a couple days ago when I was at a local bar and grill (click the picture to enbiggen).  This is really for all us nerds.  It seems you can't go anywhere these days without seeing a Billy Gates error message.  Not that I'm a conspiracy theorist but I'm sure Gates could take complete control of the world whenever he wanted.  For those BSOD lovers (you know who you are) here are "12 Most Hilarious Blue Screen of Death Appearances".

Apparently One Can Be Hunky Dory And Effed Up At The Same Time

WTFoto's newest field correspondent, Oosh, snapped this photo of a sign seen at an Asian food shop at GSU, in GA.  I edited the picture to keep it safe for work.  Click on it for enbiggened goodness.

 

Oh boy, where to begin on this one.  I assume this restaurant was named Hunky Dory, which starts this post strong right out of the gate.  And apparently said business was forced to close for some reason and for that they apologize.  Also they are (self proclaimed) "F****d up", whatever that is referring to.  But fear not, they'll be reopening in the near future featuring "great fusion Food" which will include tacos and Hibachi (a taste combination second only to peanut butter and chocolate).  But most important of all: WATCH YOUR STEP.

Delicious, Yes. Natural? Not So Much.

I was at the grocery store the other day when I saw the Frito-Lay vendor setting up this display.  Please note the product he has put on the bottom shelf.  I'm sure this was intended for a baked variety of chip, not those.  I'm sure that most people will agree that when one buys Doritos, it isn’t because they want a "natural" snack.  For those who are interested, here is the Doritos nutrition label.  The word "artificial" is only used twice and there is only one word that I cannot pronounce.

The Handicapped Are Recyclable

I was recently at a state park for a family gathering when I saw this.  Now I’m certain that this sign is supposed to be indicating that this is a handicap accessible trashcan.  However, since they decided to use a circle to represent the waste, it appears that this is now a receptacle for the handicapped people, or at least their wheelchairs.  So my message to you is this: no matter what signs may tell you, never throw away a person in a wheelchair.