Breakfast Of Champions

Our newest field correspondent, NinjaMom, found this on the shelf of a local grocery store and sent it my way.

I blame this on Lays.  They started this nonsense with the flavor abominations Sriracha, Chicken & Waffles and Cheesy Garlic.  Now everyone has to join in on seeing how many bizarre flavor combinations they can create.  My favorite part of this is the line "great taste...naturally".  Naturally?  Really?  Has Mother Earth been combining syrup, bacon and potatoes all this time and we were simply unaware? 

Finally, A Solution To The Dreaded Ramen Wait

Field correspondent DoubleH saw this while shopping and snapped this pic.

Yep, this product has taken creativity to a new level to allowing one to microwave ramen noodles.  Prior to its introduction, there was no other method for cooking those noodles other than (as the label states) "the stove or pots".  And, in a completely unexpected twist, it's reusable!  The one thing that I don't exactly understand is how it "reduces sodium by 50%" but if it can harness high energy electromagnetic waves to apply heat to water and rice noodles, it can do anything.

When Signs Argue

Yet another from Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

It is always difficult to see a sign couple fighting.
  "It's clearly an exit!"
  "No it's not, you moron!"

In these situations, my concern is how this sort of public display will affect the little placards.

Xzibit Would Be So Proud

Another submission from Mrs. Dr. Nurse.

Yo Dawg I herd U like stacks of things so we put a deflated soccer ball on a street sign and put a lizard on the soccer ball.