There's An Obesity Problem In America?

Our newest field correspondent, Neat-O (AKA K's Momma) sent me this fantastic picture.

Buffets have a lot going for them: inexpensive, variety, endless food.  There is just one problem with them; you actually have to get out of your vehicle to engorge yourself.  Not any more!  Now you can eat until you are ready to burst from the convenience of your car.  Extracting yourself from it when you get home is something you can figure out later.

Yep, That's Where They Go

This was sent to me by Mrs. ExplodyBones.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

Rockbridge is a local high school.  This are shorts with their name on them.  That much I get.  Where I get confused is when they throw the word "butt" in there.  Has there been a rash of young people wearing their shorts on other body parts?  Do these shorts have padding to accentuate the gluteal region?  Is the manufacturer named "Butt"?  These are just a few of the questions I have.  Suggestions?

You're Dinner, Not A Number

Another submission from field correspondent Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.

A billboard seen on the way to the river. First, this is the billboard - the contrast has not been adjusted for effect.  There is one of two things going on here.  Maybe these agents are attempting to jump on board the whole 'Twilight' vampire train.  Let's hope that's what it is.  Because the other option is that they are in White-Face, and that is just offensive.

What? Just... What?

I saw this billboard the other day and had to turn around to take a picture.  Click = enbiggen.

This is an advertisement for a funeral home.  Of everything they could highlight about their business, they went with the mints.  Because that is what everyone should make their end-of-life decisions on.  Just so bizarre.