Wednesday, December 31, 2014

One Of This Things Is Not Like The Others

Field correspondent Shu is back with another submission.  Clickin' for enbiggen.


Shu sent this to me from Las Vegas, where they attend to any vice one may have, be it alcohol, tobacco or nuts.  My question is how nuts got top billing.  I can hear the proprietor now: "we'll draw them in with the nuts and the we can push the other stuff on them."  Nuts.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Sure.That's The Reason

I was at a chain restaurant known for excellent burgers, which also provides peanuts in the shell, when I saw this.  Click the picture to enbiggen.


I know we're part of a litigious society, but really?  Are the peanuts going to go wild and start cramming themselves down the throats of the susceptible?  And what about those with nut allergies who enter the store? Or maybe this restaurant just doesn't want the additional cost of people stocking up for snacking later.

Friday, December 19, 2014

The Stuff Birds' Nightmares Are Made Of...

I apologize for the late post this week.  Frankie had emergency surgery to remove an unruly and very angry appendix on Wednesday.  She's doing pretty well and we thank all the well wishers.

Anyway, back to What The Foto.  Today's submission  is another from regular contributor, Outlaw.  This is one that I recommend against clicking to enbiggen...

He writes:
This weekend I helped a teammate of mine remove some brush from his back yard to make way for the new fence he was putting up.  In between loads, that were being taken to the local mulch site, I walked around to the side of the house where I saw... this.



It's a bird house. No, really... it is. Someone actually MADE this... And my teammate actually BOUGHT it. Now, I know several people who hang owls outside to scare off pests. This thing damn near scared me out of the yard. No bird, init's right mind, is going to fly into the mouth of a faux fur owl and make a nest in its belly. This is what I like to call a "design fail". If there is a critter insane enough to make a home here, it should remain quite warm. The inside is lined with fur as well.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Mixed Messages

Our new field correspondent, Millersburger, snapped this most excellent picture and sent it to me.  Please click the image to enbiggen. Yes, I did blur a couple letters to keep this blog PG-13 and safe for work.


Oh, man this is just awesome!  I would love to know how many voices are swimming around in the head of this vehicle owner.  Those bumper stickers seem to be expressing sentiments that are at odds with each other.  Or, perhaps, they feel that presidential/Camelidae sodomy is an act of kindness.  It definitely qualifies as random.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Breaking Medical News!

Today's post is courtesy of Musicmannnnn (I have no idea how many ns he's using these days).  Click the pictures to enbiggen.


So I'm looking at this and wondering what's up with it.  Sure the chicken theme is weird, especially the one with the substantial gluteal area.  The "SWEET GIFT" line is a bit creepy but not WTFoto worthy.  Then I received the zoom in:


Either there is a word missing or the tobacco industry has finally figured out how much to pay the Surgeon General.