At Least It Has Free Shipping

Today's post comes from our newest field correspondent, Thintoast.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I may not be a financial analyst but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express  last night...

Your Packages Check In But They Don't Check Out

The ever brilliant Griz sent me this picture and the accompanying comments below.  Please to enjoy. 

Or,
All your package are belong to us.
Or,
What part of "letter" carrier do you not understand?
Or,
Screw it, I'll spend five minutes jamming this into your mailbox instead of  two just walking it to your door. I got spare time.
Or,
My bunion hurts. Now your knuckles will, too.
Or,
We put the Vice in Postal Service, as in, we used one to get this package in your mailbox, sucka!
Or,
Hey, I noticed you didn't pay for package protection...

Who Wants Soup?

Before this week's post, What The Foto now has its own email address.  If you have a picture that fits the bill, send it to WTFotoPics [at] outlook [dot] com (spelled out to reduce spam).

On to Millersburger's great pic!

I'm making this another audience participation post.  Put your suggestions in the comments and I'll post the best ones here.  I shall begin...

 - Mmmmm...  Salty...

 - Isn't that where pea soup comes from?

 - Contains natural and artificial cock flavors.
 - Outlaw: "I'll have the clam chowder, please." (Editor's note: I prefer chowerless clams)
 - Thomas: "Grace has been cockin' up the soup since 1922. Put some in your mouth and you'll be duly impressed."
 - Anonymous: "Maybe its just soup made with man chicken flavor?" (Editor's note: By "man chicken", I hope you're referring to the large chicken Peter fights on Family Guy)
 - Thintoast: "HAHAHA!!! This is a penis joke.  (Editor's note: This gets my vote for best comment so far.)