A Breast Stylist, If You Will

This billboard is posted just south of town.  I had to take the pic from the outer road, so I apologize for the poor quality.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

As a (spoiler alert!) male human, I understand "SIZE".  I also get "SHAPE".  But I have no idea what "STYLE" means in this context.  Is it like hair?  Can a woman have them with beachy waves? Fauxhawk? Mullet?

Gluten Free Lunch

Field correspondent Outlaw has been recruiting and has brought on or newest contributor, Tatts.  Tatts provided this gem.

Hmmm...  I wonder what this is getting at.  What in the world could it mean?  Why would a waxing salon call itself LunchBOX?  That doesn't make a lick of sense.

Without Gluten Without?

Field correspondent ExplodyBones sent me this series of pictures. Let's take a look-see...

Okay, fine.  Gingerbread cookie mix.  Gourmet.  Gluten free.  Unforgettably delicious!   Nothing WTFoto worthy here...

So, XO Baking Co.  is being multicultural.  I'm not a French speaker so I'm going to assume still not WTFoto-y.

And here is the language mashup.  "Sans Gluten Free".  You can't just start throwing words from different languages together; you might end up saying the exact opposite of what you intended.

Margaritas Worth Time Traveling For

WTFoto's newest correspondent, Mrs Musicmannn, snapped this picture and sent it my way.  Click on the picture to enbiggen.

Some would look at this menu and see a simple typographical error.  But I see through that ruse.  Sure the place may be open from 11:00am - 10:30pm on Saturdays, but if you can bend the laws of physics and can get there between 11:00pm and 10:30pm, that's the only time you can order a unicorn burrito (which is served with pico de gallo).