Pandora's Switch

We are graced with another submission from field correspondent Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.

You're crazy enough to gamble with all of our lives, aren't you?  Don't mess with forces you don't understand.  C'mon, man, let's be rational here.  It's just not worth it.  Stop reaching toward it.  Just slowly lower your hand.

I mean it, just stop!

DON'T DO IT!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Medication Needed

I was in a national pharmacy chain the other day when I caught sight of this.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

That, my friends, is a pill case that conveniently attaches to the audio jack of your cell phone.  The packaging claims that is will make travel easier.  Let's check into to claim.  With this fine piece on engineering stuck on your phone, would you be able to put it in your:
 - pocket? (no)
 - phone case? (no)
 - purse? (maybe, but I highly doubt it would stay attached)
 - suitcase? (absolutely, but what would be the point)

I think the the best use of this product would be to fool people into thinking you can take credit cards.

Exact Approximation Only

Today's post comes from the ever-prolific correspondent, Shu.

I had to slice an onion in half and return it to produce because I had exactly 12 items.

Don't Believe The Hype

I took this picture a couple weeks ago and for the life of me, I can't remember where I was.  Clickin' to engiggen.

I think this is Big Cardboard trying to push the plastic industry out of packaged water.  What a disgrace...