Maybe The Dog Just Thinks They Are An Idiot

Some unknown co-worker offered these cans of dog food for someone to take.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

In case you didn't enbiggen, each of those are something and rice.  Rice.  A grain.  The phrase "grain of rice" falls just below "grain of salt" in the "grain of..." idioms.  Why would this person even add that anyway?  I didn't flip the note over but it probably said "vegan and GMO-free as well!!!"

Irony, It Can Be Pretty Ironic Sometimes

Lord Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. sent this to me a month or so ago.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

What I'm saying is that you should never quit. I can quit whenever I want...

The Great State Of Hoio

Field correspondent Mrs. Musicmannn snapped this picture while traveling in Illinois.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

See, the shot glasses are stored upside down so it only makes sense that the label should be as well.  Either that or the state of Illinois doesn't approve of Ohio's promiscuous lifestyle.