I saw this stack of calendars when I was at a local business a couple weeks ago. Click the picture to enbiggen.
These are provided by a local insurance agent and they want to make your Mondays better by putting little quips on those days such as "Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home" and "You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother". I'll just let you check out what's on the 16th.