At Least It Doesn't Say 'Free Candy'

In honor of Halloween regular contributor, Doctor Nurse, took this picture and sent it my way.  Click to enbiggen the creepiness.

This is a store.  It is being remodeled.  It is open.  These are things that can be empirically noted from this image.  Also to be noted is that I would never go in there.  There is too much here for me to cover but the "YES WE'REOPEN" and the arrows pointing at the door just scream serial killer.  I'm sure whoever wielded that spray paint can was trying to help but it just adds to the overall "cabin in the woods" vibe. 

How Are These Still A Thing?

On the way back from our last float trip, we stopped at a gas station in a small town to use the facilities.  Just above the toilet in the men's room was this:

No need to zoom, I'll do that here for you.

There are two condom options (both featuring a variation of ribbing) and, the most confusing, assorted novelty items.  What could possibly be in there and who would put 75¢ in one of these machines?  The best part is that one might possibly get a gift.  "Honey, I didn't forget our anniversary, I just need to run down to the gas station for a second..."

Maybe There's A Phone Booth Nudity Problem In London?

Field correspondent BeerGirl traveled all the way to the United Kingdom to find some What The Fotos and, boy howdy, was she successful.  Here is the first post in what will be a very irregular segment.  Click to enbiggen.

At least they give you two excuses you can provide to the police when you are arrested.  However this bus stop does illuminate the legal principle of ignorantia juris non excusat, so it's got that going for it.

God's Direct Line

Contributor BeerGirl snapped this picture and sent it my way.  Clicken to enbiggen.

Not every deity would give out their phone number.  I mean, can you imagine the number of telemarketing calls he must get?  At least those who aren't interested in religion now have at least one number they can block.

For those who ARE interested in learning about the Catholic faith, I guess you'll have to wait until next semester.