Now That's A Good Deal

I saw this the other day whilst grocery shopping.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I may have to get into the onion resale business.

I Adore A Door

Today's post is from the ever-prolific field correspondent, Shu.  As always, click the picture to enbiggen.

This was at a hotel where I stayed a short while back.  I figure there are three possibilities:
     1) Deliberate mischief;
     2) Last person to use the door can't read;
     3) Someone put the sign on the wrong door.
For good or bad, as many times as I walked past the door, I didn't witness any door-related calamities.

No One Wants A Derivative Combo

Field correspondent BeerGirl took this pic of a Waffle House marque and shared it with me.  Clicken to enbiggen.

Does one need to be an original gangster to order it?  Like Al Capone and Bugsy Siegel can eat it but Biggie and Tupac had better not? And none of them would even go to a Waffle House anyway seeing as there aren't any on the Boardwalk.