Two Simple Steps

We purchased some patio furniture a bit ago which came with some assembly required.  These are the instructions that were included for the chairs.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Step-by-step assembly instructions:
  Step 1: Assemble chair
  Step 2: Place cushion on newly assembled chair.
Additional steps not necessary.

Not For Use With Message Boards

I saw this a couple weeks back at a Radio Shack that was (surprise!) closing.  Click to enbiggen.

Streaming media is multimedia that is constantly received by and presented to an end-user while being delivered by a provider.  So do not try to use it for any pages that do not have video.  It simply will not work.  Luckily, if you do happen across a website with multimedia, you're golden because this works with ALL BRANDS.

Also, this isn't a thing:

Instructional Graffiti

Here's another contribution from Field Correspondent Shu, with bonus points for the Ren and Stimpy reference.  Click to enbiggen.

Sighted at an Ohio rest area, nobody would know what would happen if you pressed the button without the makeshift ID. Maybe something good. Maybe something bad. But we'll never know because you're not going to press the button. Heh. Heh Heh.

The Glossy Goat!

I saw this quaint business when I was at a neighboring town working for a client.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I have heard many goat idioms in my life.  Get one's goat, act the goat, eats like a goat.  I have never hear of glossing a goat.  I have no idea how that would happen.  Does one shellac the goat (which is now a phrase I shall use regularly)?  And once one has a shiny goat, what does one do with it?  So many questions.