How Do You Know It’s Time To Go To The Bathroom? The Clock Says It’s Poo-thirty.

Another excellent submission from Lord Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.  Please clicken to enbiggen.

He writes:
I'm in a government building in Jefferson City when I spotted this gem.  I think I understand what they are trying to convey.  I think they are suggesting that some wall-hating snowflakes may be sensitive to your perfume so now nobody can smell nice at the office.  But the placement of this in the bathroom (both on the mirror, and on the door on the way out), gave the appearance that they wanted me to use some sort of trap-a-crap or poo-pourri if I were to bless the building with the bounty of my bowels.  As much as I wanted to make a stink statement in protest, my breakfast burrito was not yet locked 'n loaded, and the premises were not friendly.  So you get this pic instead - enjoy.

Should Have Called It 'That's What She Said (She Shed?) Storage'

Today's excellent contribution is courtesy of Outlaw.  Click the picture if you would like to enbiggen it.

This is all Outlaw:
Having trouble finding the spot to store that package? Looking for a nice place to hide that tool you aren't using? Is it your first time? Well, we're here to help! Bring that thing out and "STICK IT HERE"! Anyone in the community will tell you that our little hot spot is a safe and inviting location to stick your stuff! Worried about space? Worry no more! With over 40 years of experience our location has expanded enough to accommodate just about anything you want to put in here! Need a smaller space? We invite you to stick it in the back! Our "back door" units are rarely used but provide the perfect amount of space to stuff your junk, even if for just a short amount of time. And if you think you're bringing more than we can handle, we can assure you that flexibility is not an issue. We'll let you stick it in multiple spaces! So grab your stuff, bring your friends and we'll set you up to STICK IT HERE!

Where Sheldon Cooper Fills Up

Sometimes I wonder if this is my blog or Shu's but here is his latest contribution.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Price of gas holding steady at $3.14159 9/10 per gallon.