Too Much Of A Good Thing?

Field correspondent, JG, snapped this pic and sent it to me.  No need to enbiggen this one.

He says:
I like bacon just as much as the next guy but I didn’t know this was a thing. Do you just eat it straight or does it come with sides?

In my opinion, bacon stands alone and needs no accompaniments.  Except maybe a defibrillator.

Clip Proximity Ban

I saw this at a client's office when I was at my previous job.

I think what they are getting at with this sign is that they do not want paperclips going through the document feeder of the copy machine.  Or maybe that isn't actually a copy machine but actually an MRI and they don't want paperclips flying around.  Or maybe they're just idiots.