You Keep Using That Word...

I saw this at a major hardware store while waiting for customer service.

First software, then vaccine tracking chips and now this?!?

Unpredictable Missouri Weather

 My phone at work has a convenient weather app.  Last week, it had a bit of a misunderstanding (I hope).  You may click the picture to enbiggen.

I thought it had been unseasonably warm as of late.  I guess I just need my light jacket today.

U Can't Touch This

Today's post comes courtesy of field correspondent, Shu (which is a phrase I haven't typed in a long time).

He writes:

It's okay for customers to change the thermostat, but don't dare as much as touch the GM. No word on their policy of feeding the bear.

Google Translate Never Lets You Down

Soooo, it's been a while.  Mayhap you've noticed that there has been a couple things going on in the world and I have been a bit... distracted.  In any case, I am going to try to get back on track with the postings, because the weirdness in this world hasn't let up.

What we have here is a pic of the box from a water bottle pump.  It works very well and is quite convenient.  However, the description has some interesting wording.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

small and easy handy.  Who wouldn't want that?

material and child standard silicone tube.  I've got nothing.

Barbecue.  Just... barbecue.