Warnings Usually Indicate Someone Sued

 Have you ever spun a bottle of Sriracha sauce around a read the back?  I hadn't until recently.  Click the picture if you wish to enbiggen.

"Person(s) and valuable items".  That raises many questions for me.  First, why does person(s) have that parenthetical "s" but items does not?  Also, is it okay to douse worthless items in this stuff?  Is its ability to do damage inversely proportional to the value of the item like some weird D&D spell?

Grand Opening

Today's submission come courtesy of field correspondent, Shu.  Clicken to enbiggen.

He writes:

I guess the Tuesday Special depends on whether this is going to be a restaurant or a buffet.

Must Be From "No" County In Wisconsin

I had a chicken sandwich for lunch at a local hot wing place the other day.  Please click the picture to enbiggen and see if you can figure out why this is here.

Did you see the $0.50 charge for "NO CHEESE"?  I was asked if I wanted cheese on my sandwich and I said no.  I do not know why I was charged for that.  Perhaps the sandwich is born with cheese on it and it is a delicate procedure to remove it, costing an extra 50 cents.