That's Just Good Advice in General

This was sent to me by field correspondent Poppa Scott.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

This is the user manual for a floor lamp.  Obviously English is not the first language of the author and I love text that has been poorly translated into English as it usually results in some gems.  For example, let's zoom in on that number two:

I would really like to know what they were trying to convey.  Complications?  Hazards?  Deathtraps?

That's Assistant to the Pork Chop

 I saw this a bit ago and it made me giggle.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Now I know it means "assorted pork chops" but I cannot help but read "assistant pork chop".  I wonder what that job description looks like...