Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Physics? Never Heard of It.

Normally I am vague about the company/person who is the subject of a post.  This one is obviously from Sonic.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

At first glance, this scene looks fine but the more you look at it, the weirder it gets.  First, the person is inside the vehicle, handing the tray out.  Second, where are this person's legs???  Unless the floor of that Jeep has been removed, this person must have had a hemicorporectomy.  Finally, looking at the handle, the Photoshop "artist" decided to mirror the picture of the Jeep before inserting that person into it.  The last one is the least egregious but adds to the overall strangeness of this pic.

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

As Opposed to Those Impersonal Installations

It's almost that time of year: Christmas lights everywhere. I saw this sign at an intersection near my house.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

Really? "Custom Fit To Home"?  Is there any other way to install lights on a house?  Maybe there is a company out there that will only install lights in a straight line for 50 feet, no matter the length of your roofline.