Xzibit Would Be So Proud

Another submission from Mrs. Dr. Nurse.

Yo Dawg I herd U like stacks of things so we put a deflated soccer ball on a street sign and put a lizard on the soccer ball.  

I Don't Even Want To Imagine What That Tastes Like

I received this picture from Mrs. Dr. Nurse (She is a Mrs. now; congrats to her and Mr. ExplodyBones Nurse!).  Please do click on the picture to engiggen. 

So these are packages of pre-made shots.  Aside from the obvious terribleness of the concept in general, let's delve into this particular scene.  We have "Sex on the Beach" flavor on the left, "Strawberry Sundae" favor on the right, and "Porn Star" flavor in the center.  And as Mrs. Dr. Nurse pointed out to me, please focus on the first line of the shelf tag: "Twisted Shtz Porn".  Before this, I was certain one could only get that in Germany.

The Secret Ingredient Is Cold

I've seen this sign more times than I can count and I guess I have never actually read it.  Apparently there is a secret recipe for ice.  After exhaustive research I discovered it and I'm going to share it here.

Ingredients
Water

Directions
Combine all ingredients.  Freeze.

And, yes, I know there are ways to make the ice clear, but I'm not sure that pushes this into the category of a "secret family recipe".

No Chance Of Confusion Here

Regular contributor Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.  snapped this picture and sent it to me.  Click on the image to enbiggen.

Now I know what some of you are probably thinking but this is now way is trying to borrow from the reputation of another well-known convenience store chain.  I mean, come on, the differences are huge.  First, there is the background shape:  this one is a pentagon and the other has a rounded-edge trapezoid.  The "7" in this logo is red while the other is red AND orange.  And this business uses the color green for the the word "HEAVEN" while their competitor uses the color, well...  green.  So the two are in no way the same.

Follow The Yellow Paint Road

Another submission  from field correspondent Shu.

This is the result when you forget to include the cost of concrete in your Sidewalk Repair budget proposal.

Editor's Note:  I must disagree with Shu in that the amazing tensile strength of yellow paint has been known for years.  I think it is the only thing holding the float trip buses together.

Not Racist

Field correspondent Frankie took this picture and send it my way.  Click the image to enbiggen.

This is a picture of a box of printable labels for centrifuge tubes.  If you don't know what those are for, don't worry; that is, unfortunately, the least relevant fact in this post.  Apparently these labels have been made to resist cold temperatures.  This is a feature that should be highlighted somehow so the potential users understand.  Man, if there were just some way of conveying this information whilst also reinforcing a stereotype.  If only....

One For The Guys

Field corespondent Bat took this pic and sent it my way.  

Allow me to explain to the ladies in the audience why this is a What The Foto.  Often the urinals are in a row without even partitions between them.  What we have here is a urinal in its own stall, albeit a quite small one, providing unprecedented privacy when one's dangley bits are out.  So this qualifies as an excellent urinal or a terrible toilet.

The Allah Code?

I found this picture that Mrs. Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. sent to me some time ago.

I'm sure the owner of this sign is very tolerant and in no way is implying that other religions are lessor than the one they have subscribed to.  It is just a call to action.  We need to start searching for those clues and put them together if we're going to prevent the Armageddon.  I certainly hope that Tom Hanks gets on this soon.

This Is Obviously Not A Target

Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. presents another submission.

Clearly this sign is not a target.  If it were a target, it would be illegal to shoot it.  Since there are a number of bullet holes in it, that would be breaking the law if it were a target.  Therefore this sign cannot be a target.  This is the transitive law of logic and it is infallible.  

Goodbye, Gray Dog.

He was a pain in the ass.  He was a tripping hazard (hence the cones).  He was allergic to just about everything.  I'm going to miss him.