Exact Approximation Only

Today's post comes from the ever-prolific correspondent, Shu.

I had to slice an onion in half and return it to produce because I had exactly 12 items.

Don't Believe The Hype

I took this picture a couple weeks ago and for the life of me, I can't remember where I was.  Clickin' to engiggen.

I think this is Big Cardboard trying to push the plastic industry out of packaged water.  What a disgrace...

Swedish Chef's Personal Recipe

Field correspondent ExplodyBones sent this one to me.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

Cheapest Gas On The Planet...With A Catch

Today's submission comes from regular contributor, Shu.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

The price of gas at this gas station is just 0.00 9/10 per gallon. But I had to fill up at the gas station across the street because this one only accepts 9/10 penny coins.

Why Not 'Three Amigos'?

Today's post comes from Mrs. Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.  Captain and The Missus recently took a trip to Mexico and this was the menu at one of their restaurants.

I'm told that the Captain did indeed order the Trilogy, so let's delve into that.  First, only one of those is actually a burrito.  In fact, 66.67% of those items are Asian treats and not a type of burrito.  And it the order listed the suggested order of consumption?  I guess I don't have a discerning enough palate it answer that.

What's Cookin'?

Here is a picture in classic WTFoto style.  I saw this in the summer and literally pulled over and talked to take this shot.

I wonder if you can specify how they are prepared.  Cajun worms?  Barbecue worms?  General Tso's worms?  There are so many options beyond just eating them fried.

Not The Recommended Usage

Back-to-back posts from Outlaw. Yay!

Yep, that is a standard issue porta-potty.  Zoom, zoom.

Outlaw writes:
Is this a porta-potty for women who want a swirly, or a porta-potty specifically for women from Australia? The icon is vague.

I used it anyway.

Pun-tatic!

I present yet another fine submission from Outlaw.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

He writes:

Apparently, not only was Schindler's name reaching new heights by saving thousands of Jews during WWII he also helps them to get to new heights in buildings with a fine line of elevators. Schindler's Lifts... GET IT? HAHAHAHAHhahahahahaha ha  .... haha... *whew*

Drinking On The Job?

I saw this sign on a wine chiller at one of the liquor departments in town.

Whoever made that sign would like to apologise [sic] that the chiller is temporaily [sic] out of service.  Somehow they did manage to spell "inconvenience" correctly.

Eatin' Pure

The ever-prolific ExplodyBones provides today's submission.  Click on the picture to enbiggen.

I'm sure that cat is voluntarily on that heater.  And the image of a family eating must be unrelated.  And I'm certain that using the word "sacrificing" is, in no way, directed at a family pet.  I'm just saying that if you take it all in together...