Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Seems Like Something One Would Remember

I got my oil change the other day and took advantage of their shuttle service.  I hoped in the front seat and, while waiting for the driver, glanced at the radio.  This is what I saw.  Click to enbiggen.


For my younger readers, The Delfonics was an R&B group in the 1960s and 70s.  One of their big hits was "Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time)".  Feel free to watch it here.  Now, I know there are a limited number of characters that can be displayed on radios such as this but this is just a bit too perfect.   It's almost an R&B groupie's inner dialog:  "Hmmm, I think I remember something about that.  Did I?..."

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Pandora's Switch

We are graced with another submission from field correspondent Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.


You're crazy enough to gamble with all of our lives, aren't you?  Don't mess with forces you don't understand.  C'mon, man, let's be rational here.  It's just not worth it.  Stop reaching toward it.  Just slowly lower your hand.

I mean it, just stop!

DON'T DO IT!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Medication Needed

I was in a national pharmacy chain the other day when I caught sight of this.  Click the picture to enbiggen.


That, my friends, is a pill case that conveniently attaches to the audio jack of your cell phone.  The packaging claims that is will make travel easier.  Let's check into to claim.  With this fine piece on engineering stuck on your phone, would you be able to put it in your:
 - pocket? (no)
 - phone case? (no)
 - purse? (maybe, but I highly doubt it would stay attached)
 - suitcase? (absolutely, but what would be the point)

I think the the best use of this product would be to fool people into thinking you can take credit cards.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Exact Approximation Only

Today's post comes from the ever-prolific correspondent, Shu.


I had to slice an onion in half and return it to produce because I had exactly 12 items.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Don't Believe The Hype

I took this picture a couple weeks ago and for the life of me, I can't remember where I was.  Clickin' to engiggen.


I think this is Big Cardboard trying to push the plastic industry out of packaged water.  What a disgrace...

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Swedish Chef's Personal Recipe

Field correspondent ExplodyBones sent this one to me.  Click the picture to enbiggen.


Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Cheapest Gas On The Planet...With A Catch

Today's submission comes from regular contributor, Shu.  Click the picture to enbiggen.


The price of gas at this gas station is just 0.00 9/10 per gallon. But I had to fill up at the gas station across the street because this one only accepts 9/10 penny coins.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Why Not 'Three Amigos'?

Today's post comes from Mrs. Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.  Captain and The Missus recently took a trip to Mexico and this was the menu at one of their restaurants.


I'm told that the Captain did indeed order the Trilogy, so let's delve into that.  First, only one of those is actually a burrito.  In fact, 66.67% of those items are Asian treats and not a type of burrito.  And it the order listed the suggested order of consumption?  I guess I don't have a discerning enough palate it answer that.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

What's Cookin'?

Here is a picture in classic WTFoto style.  I saw this in the summer and literally pulled over and talked to take this shot.


I wonder if you can specify how they are prepared.  Cajun worms?  Barbecue worms?  General Tso's worms?  There are so many options beyond just eating them fried.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Not The Recommended Usage

Back-to-back posts from Outlaw. Yay!


Yep, that is a standard issue porta-potty.  Zoom, zoom.


Outlaw writes:
Is this a porta-potty for women who want a swirly, or a porta-potty specifically for women from Australia? The icon is vague.

I used it anyway.