Sting Could Move Some Dairy Products

Frankie and I went to Wisconsin recently and saw this in a store (of course it was).  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Set to the music of "Set Them Free":
If you love somebody, if you love someone,
If you love somebody, if you love someone get them cheese.
(Cheese, cheese, get them cheese.)
Get them cheese.
(Cheese, cheese, get them cheese.)

How To Get Your House TPed

I saw these at a major retail chain recently.  Click to enbiggen.

While I have to admit, it is fun to say "Trick-or-Treat Giveaway Fingers", that is not the reason kids go door-to-door on Halloween.  It's for candy.  And only candy.  Oh, sure, you could use these as decoration, but if you put these in a trick-or-treat bag, you're resigning yourself to getting out the garden hose on November 1st.

Strange Bedfellows

I saw this at an area gas station recently.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I'm going to tread lightly here.  I think that charitable work is some of the most important work anyone can do.  If a company helps those in need, that is a good thing.  However, this is just such a juxtaposition that I had to include it here.  "Air, helping to feed starving children."

Make Any Room Smell Like The Boss

Regular contributor, ExplodyBones, snapped this picture and sent it my way.

A "Classic Denim" candle?  Is that even a scent?  When I asked what it smells like, I was told "It smells like Bruce Springsteen".  And now you know why it's on the clearance rack.

Breaking News: Lutherans Love The BBC

Frankie and I took a long weekend a couple weeks ago and went up to Wisconsin.  We stayed at a B&B in a small town outside of Madison.  On our way back one day, I took a wrong turn and was presented with this.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Scenes such as this is the reason I have this blog.  The TARDIS in front of a rural Wisconsin Lutheran church.  Unexplained, inexplicable and incongruent. They are apparently aware of how old Dr. Who is because it looks like it's parked in a Senior Citizen Only spot.

Location, Location, Location

Field correspondent Outlaw saw this in a restroom and send this picture to me.  You know how to enbiggen...

First, I don't think I would call an advertisement that size a "billboard". And they're a bit high on the percentage of water in people (unless you're an infant).  Other than that, it's nice too see someone exploit one's biological needs for profit.

Buster Poindexter's Sink

I saw this in a gas station restroom while traveling recently. Click to enbiggen.

The ironic thing is that neither one provided hot water; both only produced cold...

Call To Action

In what comes as a shock to me (what with all the weirdness in the world), I am out of source material for What The Foto.  If anyone sees something WFToto-worthy, snap a pic and send it my way with whatever commentary you think is appropriate.  The email address is: WTFotoPics [at] outlook [dot] com.  I look forward to seeing all the strangeness that I know is out there.

The People's Candidate

I saw this sticker on a store window whilst walking downtown in our fair capital city.

There is just so much going on here.  First, why is he dressed as Santa Claus? He loves the whole world as is evidenced by the fact that he is "Approved by All Gods".  I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what "Coming From The Back Door" means.  He parties by himself which is "In The History Books, Check & See".

For those who are not familiar with Mr. Steinmann, he is a perpetual candidate.  This year he was on the Democratic primary ballot for governor.  In 2014, he was running as a Republican for the U.S. House of Representatives.  You can check out his illustrious career, as well as the best candidate photo ever, here.  Oh, and he used to live two doors down from Frankie.

Please Don't Mock, Give A Sock

Frankie and I had breakfast at a small diner a couple weeks ago and I saw this sign on top of the pastry case.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I have to assume that this is a real charity that is asking people to donate socks to those in need.  Personally, I think there are other pieces of clothing which could be considered more important (even in the foot region). However, I would never stand in the way of someone doing good work so if you have any extra socks, I know where you can send them.