Redefining Several Words

I got myself a fancy new glass screen protector for my phone.  Here is the package. Click the picture to enbiggen.

There are a lot of features listed here:
 - Toughened GLASS
 - 9 H (hardness?)
 - Oleophobic coating
 - Anti-Scratching/Anti-Shattering
 - Explosion proof!!!

Hold on a second.  What's that say in the lower left?  "Please handle with care. FRAGILE"??? What the f.........

Breaking News From Captain Obvious

Field correspondent, Millersburger, snapped this excellent picture and sent it my way.

Our other top headlines for this hour:
 - Water is wet
 - The Pope is Catholic
 - Bears frequently defecate in forested areas

We Welcome Our Squirrel Overlords

Today's post comes from Outlaw.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

It's a bit difficult to make out but, yes, that is a stalk of corn growing out of the gutter on the roof.  This is evidence that squirrels have become sentient and have taken up agriculture.  It won't be long before they get organized and overthrow humans.  Oh well, we had a good run.

Regular Gas...Plus Premium Hot Dogs

Regular contributor, Shu, snapped this pic and sent it my way. Click it to enbiggen.

Not sure if this is a gas station that specializes in hot dogs or a hot dog stand that also sells gasoline. I'm guessing the latter, seeing that the hot dogs are premium and the gas is only regular.

Sting Could Move Some Dairy Products

Frankie and I went to Wisconsin recently and saw this in a store (of course it was).  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Set to the music of "Set Them Free":
If you love somebody, if you love someone,
If you love somebody, if you love someone get them cheese.
(Cheese, cheese, get them cheese.)
Get them cheese.
(Cheese, cheese, get them cheese.)

How To Get Your House TPed

I saw these at a major retail chain recently.  Click to enbiggen.

While I have to admit, it is fun to say "Trick-or-Treat Giveaway Fingers", that is not the reason kids go door-to-door on Halloween.  It's for candy.  And only candy.  Oh, sure, you could use these as decoration, but if you put these in a trick-or-treat bag, you're resigning yourself to getting out the garden hose on November 1st.

Strange Bedfellows

I saw this at an area gas station recently.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I'm going to tread lightly here.  I think that charitable work is some of the most important work anyone can do.  If a company helps those in need, that is a good thing.  However, this is just such a juxtaposition that I had to include it here.  "Air, helping to feed starving children."

Make Any Room Smell Like The Boss

Regular contributor, ExplodyBones, snapped this picture and sent it my way.

A "Classic Denim" candle?  Is that even a scent?  When I asked what it smells like, I was told "It smells like Bruce Springsteen".  And now you know why it's on the clearance rack.

Breaking News: Lutherans Love The BBC

Frankie and I took a long weekend a couple weeks ago and went up to Wisconsin.  We stayed at a B&B in a small town outside of Madison.  On our way back one day, I took a wrong turn and was presented with this.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Scenes such as this is the reason I have this blog.  The TARDIS in front of a rural Wisconsin Lutheran church.  Unexplained, inexplicable and incongruent. They are apparently aware of how old Dr. Who is because it looks like it's parked in a Senior Citizen Only spot.

Location, Location, Location

Field correspondent Outlaw saw this in a restroom and send this picture to me.  You know how to enbiggen...

First, I don't think I would call an advertisement that size a "billboard". And they're a bit high on the percentage of water in people (unless you're an infant).  Other than that, it's nice too see someone exploit one's biological needs for profit.