Not For Use With Message Boards

I saw this a couple weeks back at a Radio Shack that was (surprise!) closing.  Click to enbiggen.

Streaming media is multimedia that is constantly received by and presented to an end-user while being delivered by a provider.  So do not try to use it for any pages that do not have video.  It simply will not work.  Luckily, if you do happen across a website with multimedia, you're golden because this works with ALL BRANDS.

Also, this isn't a thing:

Instructional Graffiti

Here's another contribution from Field Correspondent Shu, with bonus points for the Ren and Stimpy reference.  Click to enbiggen.

Sighted at an Ohio rest area, nobody would know what would happen if you pressed the button without the makeshift ID. Maybe something good. Maybe something bad. But we'll never know because you're not going to press the button. Heh. Heh Heh.

The Glossy Goat!

I saw this quaint business when I was at a neighboring town working for a client.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I have heard many goat idioms in my life.  Get one's goat, act the goat, eats like a goat.  I have never hear of glossing a goat.  I have no idea how that would happen.  Does one shellac the goat (which is now a phrase I shall use regularly)?  And once one has a shiny goat, what does one do with it?  So many questions.

Now That's A Good Deal

I saw this the other day whilst grocery shopping.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I may have to get into the onion resale business.

I Adore A Door

Today's post is from the ever-prolific field correspondent, Shu.  As always, click the picture to enbiggen.

This was at a hotel where I stayed a short while back.  I figure there are three possibilities:
     1) Deliberate mischief;
     2) Last person to use the door can't read;
     3) Someone put the sign on the wrong door.
For good or bad, as many times as I walked past the door, I didn't witness any door-related calamities.

No One Wants A Derivative Combo

Field correspondent BeerGirl took this pic of a Waffle House marque and shared it with me.  Clicken to enbiggen.

Does one need to be an original gangster to order it?  Like Al Capone and Bugsy Siegel can eat it but Biggie and Tupac had better not? And none of them would even go to a Waffle House anyway seeing as there aren't any on the Boardwalk.

If It's A Lil' Chub Do You Need Super Lube?

Today's post is courtesy of Dr. Schnurm (he's not a real doctor, but he is a real Schnurm; he is an actual Schnurm).  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I know that clearance racks are usually pretty random but this is more so than most.  It is interesting to note that the Super Lube is "Food Grade" and "Clean".

Something To Ponder, How Does He Know The Quantity?

Today's fantastic post comes from field correspondent LT, who receives the Gold Star of WTFoto for this.  Presented without comment.  Click to enbiggen.

Two X Chromosomes Per Crossing, Please

BeerGirl found a couple more pictures from her trip to London and sent them my way.  You may click the pictures to make them enbiggen.

This is an odd requirement. Apparently the English must cross the streets in pairs.  A crossing buddy if you will.  Hmmm, those figures look a bit masculine but I'm sure it's just me...

Or maybe not.  Here we have a paired-male-only crossing.  If they have separate street crossings for every sexual orientation, I can't imagine that there would be any room for cars.

What's In A Name?

In the second installment of our vehicle miniseries, here is a truck I saw in traffic the other day.  As always, click the picture to enbiggen.

Solid waste recycling is extremely important to the environment and economy, but seriously, CRAM-A-LOT?  I would love for their product line to actually be bighorn rams that just run around headbutting boxes.