Meat. It's What's For Meal.

I found this product for sale while on vacation in Utila.  Click to pic to enbiggen.

This is just normal meat.  Absolutely normal.  Nothing about it is unusual and we do not appreciate implications to the contrary.  It's just your regular, standard meat.  Please stop asking questions.

Half & Half For All Four Seasons

MenagerieManager sent me this pic.  Click to enbiggen. 

She told me this was purchased in late June.  Note that the expiration date is not until May of next year.  While that is a testament to modern food preservation techniques, I'm not I'm comfortable with dairy products that will stay fresh longer than the gestation time of a human baby.

The microbrewery AB InBev

 I saw this scene at the grocery store the other day.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Not only is Natural Light, Milwaukie's Best and Stag in the "microbrew" section, Miller Lite and Genuine Draft are considered "craft".  In fact, every beer in this entire cooler is made by one of the top three breweries in the world (by volume).  I guess us Midwesterners just don't know our beers.

Vehicle Optional

Life.  Death.  Stuff.

Anyway, I'm going to try to get back on the posting wagon because, boy howdy, do I have some pictures to share.

For example, this marquee board for a local auto shop.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Walk in oil changes.  Walk in.  I get that they are trying to say that appointments are not necessary but that's not the wording I would have used for a business that works on machines designed to preclude walking.

Prophetic Office Phone

I took this picture of my office phone last week.  Click the picture to enbiggen. 

Weather ends soon.  Weather.  Ends soon.  That don't sound good.  Even Noah's flood can be considered "weather".  The only thing I can think of how this will play out is that scientists misjudged the sun's expansion by a couple billion years.  Or it's a software license thing.

Star Wars: Fast and Furious

I don't recall what store I was in when I saw this display, but I had to do a doubletake.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

Cars played such an important role in the Star Wars franchise, it's about time Hot Wheels got around to making replicas.  And I'm glad they including ALL the vehicles, including the newest series.

Seriously WTF?  Is Mattel trying to create a new Mandela Effect when some people clearly remember the car chase scene in A New Hope?

9'-2" Truck Don't Care

 Field correspondent SP (AKA, ChallisMaker) sent this to me.  Click to enbiggen, if you wish.

If they just has some way of letting people know what the clearance for that awning is.

Warnings Usually Indicate Someone Sued

 Have you ever spun a bottle of Sriracha sauce around a read the back?  I hadn't until recently.  Click the picture if you wish to enbiggen.

"Person(s) and valuable items".  That raises many questions for me.  First, why does person(s) have that parenthetical "s" but items does not?  Also, is it okay to douse worthless items in this stuff?  Is its ability to do damage inversely proportional to the value of the item like some weird D&D spell?

Grand Opening

Today's submission come courtesy of field correspondent, Shu.  Clicken to enbiggen.

He writes:

I guess the Tuesday Special depends on whether this is going to be a restaurant or a buffet.

Must Be From "No" County In Wisconsin

I had a chicken sandwich for lunch at a local hot wing place the other day.  Please click the picture to enbiggen and see if you can figure out why this is here.

Did you see the $0.50 charge for "NO CHEESE"?  I was asked if I wanted cheese on my sandwich and I said no.  I do not know why I was charged for that.  Perhaps the sandwich is born with cheese on it and it is a delicate procedure to remove it, costing an extra 50 cents.