A Breast Stylist, If You Will

This billboard is posted just south of town.  I had to take the pic from the outer road, so I apologize for the poor quality.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

As a (spoiler alert!) male human, I understand "SIZE".  I also get "SHAPE".  But I have no idea what "STYLE" means in this context.  Is it like hair?  Can a woman have them with beachy waves? Fauxhawk? Mullet?

Gluten Free Lunch

Field correspondent Outlaw has been recruiting and has brought on or newest contributor, Tatts.  Tatts provided this gem.

Hmmm...  I wonder what this is getting at.  What in the world could it mean?  Why would a waxing salon call itself LunchBOX?  That doesn't make a lick of sense.

Without Gluten Without?

Field correspondent ExplodyBones sent me this series of pictures. Let's take a look-see...

Okay, fine.  Gingerbread cookie mix.  Gourmet.  Gluten free.  Unforgettably delicious!   Nothing WTFoto worthy here...

So, XO Baking Co.  is being multicultural.  I'm not a French speaker so I'm going to assume still not WTFoto-y.

And here is the language mashup.  "Sans Gluten Free".  You can't just start throwing words from different languages together; you might end up saying the exact opposite of what you intended.

Margaritas Worth Time Traveling For

WTFoto's newest correspondent, Mrs Musicmannn, snapped this picture and sent it my way.  Click on the picture to enbiggen.

Some would look at this menu and see a simple typographical error.  But I see through that ruse.  Sure the place may be open from 11:00am - 10:30pm on Saturdays, but if you can bend the laws of physics and can get there between 11:00pm and 10:30pm, that's the only time you can order a unicorn burrito (which is served with pico de gallo).

Start Them Young

Field correspondent Shu sent this my way.

Your child is entering kindergarten. What could be a better gift than...Beer Pong - Children's Version.

With Apologies To Brownsville Station

Field corespondent Musicmannn took this and got it to me.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

(To the tune of Smokin' in the Boys Room)

Smokin' in the drive thru
Oh, smokin' in the drive thru
BK Manager, I am fully aware of the rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed near food

Food Not To Scale

Yet another contribution from the ever prolific Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.

He writes:

So I'm passing through the Houston airport when I see this gem on the tram. I then had to risk a TSA inquiry to snap the picture.  I'm pretty sure the two signs are not related, but I put away my giant soda and flat hamburger just in case.

Seems Legit

I saw these a couple months ago at a gift shop.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I'm not sure but these might be counterfeit batteries.  Either that or someone bought a lot in bulk and also had a packaging machine.   I have never seen legitimate product in a fake package before; usually it's the other way around.

Frowny Face, Indeed

Sometimes, I have a bit of a slow day.  I was reading the back of a can of air freshener when something caught my eye:

Let's zoom in a bit on those pictures:

I agree with the big red X; that just doesn't look right to me.  

This NOT About The Military

Our newest correspondent, Hasher, sent me this and it took a conversation with Outlaw to understand why.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I have the utmost respect for members of the Armed Services.  They are willing to exchange their lives for ours. My father and two of my brothers served in the military.  They are what makes this country great.

That being said, I'm pretty sure that is a German World War II uniform.