Making a Bespectacle of Oneself

This here Basket O’ Glasses is at one of our local Greek pizza restaurants. You can’t tell from the picture, but there is close to a dozen pair of glasses in that basket. Do they really have that many sight-impaired patrons who forget their glasses? Do they have ANY patrons who actually use those glasses? I thought about seeing how many pairs I could put on before management asked me to leave, but even I was a bit weirded out by the idea of communal spectacles.