Tuesday, October 7, 2008

In Case of Bovine Vampire…

Merriam-Webster defines the word “stake” as:

1: a pointed piece of wood or other material driven or to be driven into the ground as a marker or support
2: a: a post to which a person is bound for execution by burning b: execution by burning at a stake
3: a: something that is staked for gain or loss b: the prize in a contest c: an interest or share in an undertaking or enterprise
4: a Mormon territorial jurisdiction comprising a group of wards

So, unless this product is designed to pounded in the ground, included in a fiery death, used in gambling or involved in a Later-Day Saints land claim, perhaps the manufacturer selected a less-than-appropriate name.

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