Thursday, March 26, 2009

This Door Needs a Valium

I found this sign at the local "neighborhood bar and grill" chain restaurant. The door itself is emitting the heavenly glow just out of the frame to the right. My question is this: exactly what does it take to alarm a door? Is it worried about the current status of the economy? Was it just told that that it is expecting the clickity clack of little windows (it was on the pill)?

What concerns me most is that it was simply worried yesterday. It has progressed to being alarmed today. Tomorrow, it will be freaking the hell right out. I don't want to be in the area when that happens.

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