Brown, But Hard Working

Yet another contribution from Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. I may have to start paying him to be a freelance journalist for What The Foto...

So I'm "occupied" after lunch today, and there aren't any magazines to read, and I can't poo without reading something, so I grab the toilet paper role and start reading the wrapper. That isn't weird at all, right? I like that fact that it is environmentally safe for the home and office, but my attention is drawn to the inset picture on the right side, which appears to graphically depict the purpose of this product. In fairness, I think it is supposed to depict someone wiping up a spill on a counter, but it sure doesn't look that way. I'm pretty sure I can figure out how to use this product without a pictorial demonstration. And also, it is "green, but hard working." I understand the benefit to bragging about being environmentally sound, but I would avoid the use of the word "green" for this product. And how is it hard working. I'm the one doing the work.