Commit Suicide Much?

We're have returned from the most awesome vacation ever and are ready to get back to the sarcasm. Griff sent this to me.
Step 1: Stripe the card? Mildly amusing, but certainly no WTFoto. Why would he send this? Ahhh, there is a second image:

That's better. Let's see here: if you are having problems putting an extremely flammable liquid into your car, the most logical solution is to hold the nozzle above your head (hoping not to drip gasoline into your hair), count to 10, then try it once more. Nothing out of the ordinary here, folks. Please move along. Nothing to see. Please disperse.

Not a Toy

I will be absent for the next couple of weeks due to a much needed vacation. I leave you with this from Bat.
Just so we are perfectly clear: this bag is not a toy. The 10" table saw blade, however, makes an excellent frisbee for babies and children (at least for one throw, that is). Then you can play EMT and doctor.

What The Concept

Thanks to Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. providing the picture.
Shortly after the tragic collapse of the I-35W Mississippi River bridge in Minneapolis, Missouri Department of Transportation implemented a program called Safe & Sound to repair or replace 802 of the most worn-out bridges in Missouri. So far, an excellent and commendable plan. Here comes the asinine part: those bridges that have been selected for repair are marked with the signs shown in the picture (click to enbiggen). The least safe bridges in Missouri now boast signs that exclaim "Safe & Sound." If that isn't one bass-ackward concept, I don't know what is. Thanks, MODOT, for the confusion and misleading information.

Wal-Mart Sex Toys

So I was at the pharmacy in one of our many Wal-Marts when I spied this scene. Take a look at that top shelf (click to enbiggen). They won't carry CDs with explicit lyrics, but look at the variety of sex toys they sell: Trojan Vibrating Touch Finger Massager, Trojan Vibrating Ring (standard and Duo), LifeStyles Vibrating Ring, and Durex Play Vibrations (both in regular and the variety pack). I'm pretty sure none of those products can played off as "therapeutic body massagers".

Now, I don't have a problem with those products being sold at my local Wal-Mart, I'm just surprised that a company that errs on the conservative side would have them. As a complete aside, I do enjoy the fact that they sell pain reliever next to the condoms.

Speachless...

This picture comes by way of T-Bomb.

She writes: "My cousin took this picture. Tampons made out of sea sponges...AND they are reusable. I think this is a bit ridonkulous!"

Now there isn't much that can leave me at a loss of words, but all I can add is "Eewwwwww."