Creep-tacular

Bat captured this and forward it on to me along with his insights. Click to enbiggen.

I'm sure the owner of this small business enterprise is an upstanding citizen within our community. I really hate to judge. BUT something bothers me about this... Is this even legal? The only thing missing next to the CAUTION! bumper sticker is another sticker or better yet a yellow caution sign in the window that says PEDOPHILE ON BOARD. Yikes... I have to admit, the bell on the top of the van is a nice touch.

I scream, you scream, we all scream...

Racin' Lumina (APV That Is)

I pass this vehicle every time I visit my parents and finally took the opportunity to get a picture of it. This was originally a Lumina APV (click here to see a picture of a non-modified version). What exactly encourages a person to take an extremely boring minivan and turn it into THAT?

Items to note: it is jacked up about two feet, but it has standard size wheels; it has a winch; the awesome paint job. As an aside, I wasn't able to capture them in picture, but there are boats both in front of and behind this vehicle, neither of which look particularly seaworthy.

Who Doesn't Love Gwaltney?

I have several problems with this particular product. First, how many of you out there actually believe that America has a #1 bologna of any kind, yet alone a chicken-based variety. Second, how does a company actually verify such a claim? I don't recall being included in any chicken bologna focus groups. Finally, what the hell is up with the name "Gwaltney"? I'm sure that's the guy who founded this fine company, but it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue (unlike their chicken product).

Dripping With Irony

Yet another post from Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.
For those who may not know, the Alter Society is a Catholic group that does fund raising and other fine works. One of their duties is to tend to the raised area at the front of the church, called the Alter. Please note that I did not Altar this photo in any way.

Thank You for Your "Service"

Correspondent TMDA presents another entry. Please click to enbiggen.
WhiskeyGirl and I followed this gem into a shopping center parking lot. There was an old man driving this Nissan Versa thing. The license plate is an official Disable Vet, further proof of his, yes HIS, disabled parking permit.

An Interesting Approach to Sales

Bat sent in today's post. Click the picture to enbiggen.
I'm no marketing expert... but if I'm selling you a couch, I'd let you sit in it before you buy it.

Ed.: Maybe the couch is extremely uncomfortable, has bed (couch?) bugs, or is sticky. Mr. Bat, you clearly did not consider all of the variables. Blindly applying logic is a sure-fire way to get into trouble.