Before I begin, let me say that I understand unfortunate things happen, like a car window gets broken. I also understand that it may not be possible to immediately get said window repaired. That being said, lets examine what is going on here (click the picture to enbiggen). First, the condition of that duct tape implies that this was not a recent event. Second, the Happy Bunny sticker reads "Thank you for not making me kill you". Third, please note the "Support Pimpin" (sic) magnetic ribbon. Fourth, if I'm not mistaken, that is a child seat next to the breezy window. Finally, it's worth squinting to get a glimpse of the white/black tiger stripe upholstery; it really brings the whole thing together.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Professional Window Repair
A new correspondent, FieryK, found this and sent it to me.
Before I begin, let me say that I understand unfortunate things happen, like a car window gets broken. I also understand that it may not be possible to immediately get said window repaired. That being said, lets examine what is going on here (click the picture to enbiggen). First, the condition of that duct tape implies that this was not a recent event. Second, the Happy Bunny sticker reads "Thank you for not making me kill you". Third, please note the "Support Pimpin" (sic) magnetic ribbon. Fourth, if I'm not mistaken, that is a child seat next to the breezy window. Finally, it's worth squinting to get a glimpse of the white/black tiger stripe upholstery; it really brings the whole thing together.
Before I begin, let me say that I understand unfortunate things happen, like a car window gets broken. I also understand that it may not be possible to immediately get said window repaired. That being said, lets examine what is going on here (click the picture to enbiggen). First, the condition of that duct tape implies that this was not a recent event. Second, the Happy Bunny sticker reads "Thank you for not making me kill you". Third, please note the "Support Pimpin" (sic) magnetic ribbon. Fourth, if I'm not mistaken, that is a child seat next to the breezy window. Finally, it's worth squinting to get a glimpse of the white/black tiger stripe upholstery; it really brings the whole thing together.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Ice T for Auditor
So, it was about 6 In The Morning when I saw this. My First Impression was "God Forgive Me" but I’m Breakin' this out on What The Foto. I’m sure that Mr. Icet isn't just running for auditor to get Money, Power, Women or to live Lifestyles Of The Rich And Infamous but because Somebody Gotta Do It. It would be interesting to have a Question And Answer session and ask him "How Does It Feel to be a Big Gun and one of the High Rollers". I want to Note that with Power comes greater Personal responsibility, but I’m certain Mr. Icet would respond "I Ain't New Ta This". So best of luck to you Mr. Icet and, if I can give you a piece of advice: Make It Funky.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Halloween and Secluded Farmhouse Special
Presented by Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.
WTF? I'm driving along and see this nightmare in front of me. I had to swerve as I thought he was throwing machetes and chainsaws at me. Seriously - this guy shows up at your house to give you a "free estimate" - only in the movies would you let him in - then he would estimate how many different ways he can kill you and your half naked nubile sorority sisters who were in the middle of a pillow fight and ... well I digress - I think I'll just live with the dust - it is much less likely to gut me with some novel farm implement. Even if I could live with the mask, I think I want the guy providing me with a free estimate to wear a shirt. Is that too much to ask?
WTF? I'm driving along and see this nightmare in front of me. I had to swerve as I thought he was throwing machetes and chainsaws at me. Seriously - this guy shows up at your house to give you a "free estimate" - only in the movies would you let him in - then he would estimate how many different ways he can kill you and your half naked nubile sorority sisters who were in the middle of a pillow fight and ... well I digress - I think I'll just live with the dust - it is much less likely to gut me with some novel farm implement. Even if I could live with the mask, I think I want the guy providing me with a free estimate to wear a shirt. Is that too much to ask?
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Dump Truck PSA
This comes from Griff.
This clearly is in no way a sexual innuendo. It is simply a PSA that is explaining how a dump truck unloads. See the rocks cannot get out (or "off") the truck until the bed elevates (or "gets up"). Consider it a free lesson as to how quarry services work; one that should be passed on to the children of the world. Anyone who reads anything else into it is a pervert.
This clearly is in no way a sexual innuendo. It is simply a PSA that is explaining how a dump truck unloads. See the rocks cannot get out (or "off") the truck until the bed elevates (or "gets up"). Consider it a free lesson as to how quarry services work; one that should be passed on to the children of the world. Anyone who reads anything else into it is a pervert.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Oral Sex Innuendo Businesses
We have a two-fer today, both of which came from Grapril.
I feel that it is only polite to exchange licking. Anything else is just selfish.
I don't there is anything I need to add to this one. However I may have to become a customer of theirs.
I feel that it is only polite to exchange licking. Anything else is just selfish.
I don't there is anything I need to add to this one. However I may have to become a customer of theirs.Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Real* Ketchup
Everyone has seen these bottles, but have you actually read one? Click to enbiggen and pay special attention to the second sentence. I am very curious why there is an asterisk next to the word tomatoes and there isn't any footnote explaining it. So Heinz uses "tomatoes" to make "ketchup" that everyone will "enjoy". Anyone want to hypothesize what they are actually using?Friday, August 6, 2010
Really? Useful Boxes?
Long-time reader, first-time submitter QueenBee sent this to me.
So just the other day I was talking with this guy about how I really could use some .15 liter boxes. As I told him, I had literally dozens of uses I could think of and just wished I could find some somewhere. I rattled on for what seemed like hours that I couldn't find any good method of organizing my bellybutton lint and I needed something to store the .15 liter of tears I cried when I saw Celine Dion (that's a whole other story). And now, FINALLY, I can buy the perfect solution to these and the myriad of other storage problems that have befuddled me for the greater part of my life. Really useful boxes indeed.
So just the other day I was talking with this guy about how I really could use some .15 liter boxes. As I told him, I had literally dozens of uses I could think of and just wished I could find some somewhere. I rattled on for what seemed like hours that I couldn't find any good method of organizing my bellybutton lint and I needed something to store the .15 liter of tears I cried when I saw Celine Dion (that's a whole other story). And now, FINALLY, I can buy the perfect solution to these and the myriad of other storage problems that have befuddled me for the greater part of my life. Really useful boxes indeed.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Rollforward, Redeux
This one comes to me from Little O's mother.
I know that I have already done one of these, but since it's still happening... What gets isn't the fact that the price went up (it happens) or that the computer printed out the sign (it happens). No what gets me is the associate who wasn't able to determine which number was smaller and put up the sign anyway. I guess People Of Wal-Mart needs to start including employees.
I know that I have already done one of these, but since it's still happening... What gets isn't the fact that the price went up (it happens) or that the computer printed out the sign (it happens). No what gets me is the associate who wasn't able to determine which number was smaller and put up the sign anyway. I guess People Of Wal-Mart needs to start including employees.
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