Halloween and Secluded Farmhouse Special

Presented by Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.
WTF? I'm driving along and see this nightmare in front of me. I had to swerve as I thought he was throwing machetes and chainsaws at me. Seriously - this guy shows up at your house to give you a "free estimate" - only in the movies would you let him in - then he would estimate how many different ways he can kill you and your half naked nubile sorority sisters who were in the middle of a pillow fight and ... well I digress - I think I'll just live with the dust - it is much less likely to gut me with some novel farm implement. Even if I could live with the mask, I think I want the guy providing me with a free estimate to wear a shirt. Is that too much to ask?