Rolled On The Thighs Of Beautiful Cuban Women

It's a two-fer from Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.

This is a gift that was given by Mrs. Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. (click the picture to enbiggen).  The product claims to be "Fine Handrolled Handkerchiefs", as if that is the most logical presentation for something used to remove mucus.  At least the product is named correctly; I assume it is pronounced "creamy-eww".