I Have No Idea

You're on your own with this one.  Click to enbiggen.

Rubber Plant

I have a nice potted plant that I keep outside my front door.  I came home recently after a rain and was presented with this sight.

 

Huh, there is some trash in my plant.  I wonder how that got there.  It's not like my front patio is a major thoroughfare.  Then I looked a bit closer...

 

 

Yes, that is a condom.  So, my best guess is that someone purposefully walked up to my house and placed a condom into my potted plant.  Because, why not.

I'll Just Wait 'Til I Get Home...

Field correspondent Shu sent me another one.

He writes: I guess it’s cheaper to post a Wet Floor sign than it is to install commodes and urinals. Much like saving money on car repairs by sticking a piece of tape over the Check Engine light.

Why Would A Sign Lie To Us?

I saw this on one of my many recent trips.  Click on the picture to enbiggen the image. 

 

Clearly the sign on the left is lying.  The ATM is in no way inside that tiny building.  I can see it there on the right.  On the exterior.  Not inside.  Why would a sign lie?  It cuts so deeply.  I just don't want to fight with signs anymore...

Enough To Make That Native American Cry



 

This was sent to me by a coworker, T.S.  Just yet another fine example of poorly worded signs which keep me in business here.  So, y'all get to littering or pony up the $50.  Not littering will absolutely not be tolerated!