Today's submission comes from field correspondent, Outlaw...
The dollar store, I've discovered, is a fine place to get cleaning supplies for super cheap. Granted, you won't find everything you need at such a price, but you might wander upon something you least expect. Normally I don't pay much attention to anything other than what I'm there for, but I'm glad I saw this. I actually had to stop and go back to make sure that I saw what I thought I saw.
I'm going to be perfectly honest here, I wasn't even aware that there were at home drug tests like this. Then again... I suppose there might be a market for those who enjoy smoking from time to time and might be worried about a random drug test, or perhaps they have a job interview coming up. Who knows. Now, the pregnancy test I get. Signs pop up where you wonder, you don't know for sure and you need an answer... But how blitzed do you have to be that you need to administer your OWN test to see if you've smoked pot? "Wow man... Did I smoke last night? No... Nah, I'm sure I didn't... Then again, I am really hungry for Doritos's and pizza... I could put away a case of Mountain Dew... Maybe I'm high? Nah... Maybe... Shit, I'd better get tested..."
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