A Pretty Crappy Dream

I saw this a couple weeks ago and found out that it is part of a series of these around town.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Yes, that looks a grill in what appears to be a snow globe (which makes sense in June).  The sign reads "THIS DREAM COULD BE YOURS!" However, upon closer inspection, you will note that it isn't a real grill but a terrible facsimile.  The lines aren't straight, the "food" looks awful and there a huge bubbles in the paint.  Who knows why they didn't use an actual grill?  But I guess if your dream is to have a non-functional, ugly grill here's your chance.

Iced Cheese!

I was helping out at an event being held in a building that occasionally serves concessions when I saw this sign.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Yeah, yeah, I know those are two separate items.  However, it sure looks like they are offering a cup of ice for $.25 and for only a quarter more, you can add cheese to it.  Nothing more refreshing than a cup of iced cheese.

Stonehenge Safety

The ever productive Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. provides yet another submission.  Click the picture to enbiggen

He writes: "As an attorney I greatly appreciated the warning of this dangerous condition.  It really is very practical, but just looks like a milk crate Stonehenge, so I snapped the pic."

Everyone knows that the druids were very safety conscious.  Come on, the long flowing robes were basically the first version of scrubs.  Everything about them showed great concern for the safety of their fellow man (except for the human sacrifice thing.)

Or Use It As A Weapon...

I saw this in a grocery store's cafe and had to do a double take.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

For those who didn't enbiggen, the sign reads "PLAY ME! Community ukulele donated by the Ukulele Fight Club".  I my opinion, that may be the singularly best named organization ever.  I may have to go to a meeting/brawl some time just to see what happens at one.

Update: Correspondent ExplodyBones pointed out that they are breaking the first two rules of Ukulele Fight Club.