Or Use It As A Weapon...

I saw this in a grocery store's cafe and had to do a double take.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

For those who didn't enbiggen, the sign reads "PLAY ME! Community ukulele donated by the Ukulele Fight Club".  I my opinion, that may be the singularly best named organization ever.  I may have to go to a meeting/brawl some time just to see what happens at one.

Update: Correspondent ExplodyBones pointed out that they are breaking the first two rules of Ukulele Fight Club.