Price Check On Aisle 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 11 And 14

Today's post comes from regular contributor, Shu.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

This is at a small shopping plaza in Myrtle Beach, S.C. I honestly don't know if the "price" signs are for the same store or for three competing stores. If it's just one store, it's suffering from a major identity crisis. If they are three different stores, perhaps the most expensive one could brand itself as the Nieman-Marcus of discount stores.

Not An Ad For The Next Magic Mike Movie

I saw this, uh, "marketing attempt" a couple weeks ago.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Nothing will bring in the shopping masses like shouting "HARD WOOD SOFT PRICES" at them.  I get it: that is supposed to be a play on words.  And I guess it is but it's one that a pre-teenage boy would come up with.  I just wish they would have continued with the metaphor and hired a sign spinner in a G-string with that phrase on it.  That would have moved some wood.

What? Just... What???

Today's submission was given to me by field correspondent Dr. Nurse without any context.  Do click the picture to enbiggen.

The two things I am fairly sure about with this is it is from Taiwan and I think it is a food product.  Other than those, I have no idea what is going on here.  It calls itself "Snow Lovers Chocolate Corn Roll".  We receive assurance from a sticker placed on the upper right of the package that it is fully baked.  What really throws me is the phrase in the baby-poop-brown circle that reads "Grain Vegetarian Meat Floss".  So, if you want a foodstuff that promises to fulfill nearly every course of a meal, I guess this is your best option.

Seems Like Something One Would Remember

I got my oil change the other day and took advantage of their shuttle service.  I hoped in the front seat and, while waiting for the driver, glanced at the radio.  This is what I saw.  Click to enbiggen.

For my younger readers, The Delfonics was an R&B group in the 1960s and 70s.  One of their big hits was "Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time)".  Feel free to watch it here.  Now, I know there are a limited number of characters that can be displayed on radios such as this but this is just a bit too perfect.   It's almost an R&B groupie's inner dialog:  "Hmmm, I think I remember something about that.  Did I?..."