That's Just Super

Sorry for the hiatus, I was out of the country.  Today's post comes from our newest field correspondent, LorMe.  Click the picture if you would like to enbiggen.

This sign is in front of a tiny bar that is at the intersection of two rural highways.  Aside from the letter spacing which is trying its hardest to change the meaning (I'm certain they wanted people to "bring" a dish, not "bang" one), the whole concept is just bizarre.  How many potlucks at a bar have you been to?  It's just like going over to a friend's place to watch the big game, except you have to pay for the beer.  And be sure to come out for karaoke, just bring your own CDs, microphone, speakers...

Won't Someone Think Of The Children

Today's post comes courtesy of our newest field correspondent, FoxyLove.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

He writes "we teach your kids about the continent of reverse Africa or perhaps south America with a back scrotum."

Seriously, how difficult would it be to make the world look more like the world.  The apple looks like an apple. The globe stand looks like a globe stand.  The sole reason this item exists is for the education of children.  Put a bit more effort into making it actually educational.

Dear Lord, Woman, What Happened To You In Prison?

Field correspondent, ExplodyBones, snapped this pic and sent it to me.

Any chef will take a look at this and say "oh, that's used get juice out of citrus fruit" but I don't think that's the whole story here.  Take a gander at the pained look and clinched-tooth smile on Martha's face.  And there's the phrase "Why you'll love Martha's WOOD REAMER".  Why, indeed?